ichibandasai: (Default)
2006-12-29 12:51 am

Letter to Santa

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In June I donated bone marrow to [profile] amarain  in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In January [profile] yousillyrabbit  and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Friday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Thursday I helped [personal profile] meganekun  see the light (8 points). In September I bought porn for [profile] da06cooliekishi  (-10 points).

Overall, I've been nice (172 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!

Sincerely,
TheFlamingRose

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Ahem.  Let me do that again.

Dear Santa;

This year I've been busy!

This year, I've been belly dancing. (-500 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-500 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
Rose


(To all you other dancers who have seen this...I kid! I kid!! *dodges tomatoes, bombs, and various other lethal flying objects...*)