Survey...

Something I picked up from Hammy-kin's LJ today...a survey.

Customized by yours truly. 

 

1:: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what

it says:

"Some of the salamanders that did hatch were born with developmental

abnormalities.  Other scientists have found abnormalities in amphibians, as shown

in Figure 1-15."

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?

My...bed. (I sit on the floor when using the computer)

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV? Some Documentary on how old people are neglected in nursing homes and stuff... called "Fighting for Care"

4: What is the time WITHOUT LOOKING: 9:24 pm

5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time? 11:19 pm (I've got a great

handle on my time)

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Some Arabic Music, some

Amorphous music, and myself singing.

7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Since maybe 9:30 pm or

so...I cannot quite remember what i was doing after staring at the night sky,e

ating gummy worms and obsessing about how fat I've gotten when, in actuality, I

lost about 10 lbs.

8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at? Hema's LJ entry...where

I adopted this survey.

9: What are you wearing? The shirt that I wore outside, and purple pyjama bottom.

 Uh...huh.

10: Did you dream last night? I *hate* that question.  If I slept, I most

definitly did dream.

11: When did you last laugh? Oh...I was going through a few "cool quotes" pages

with some funny sayings on it, and out of the hundreds of quotes I saw today, I

only seemed to laugh at this joke about two hydrogen atoms walking in a bar. 

God, I am such a dork.

12: What is on the walls of the room you are in? Chinese proverbs, Chinese

paintings, Chinese fans, Chinese characters, Chinese calendar, Chinese lanterns,

A Chinese parasol, and last, but very least...A Japanese fan.

13: Seen anything weird lately? Couldn't miss it...I have an obsession with

looking through the mirror.

14: What do you think of this quiz? Slightly better than my Algebra quizzes.  I

hope I actually pass this one.

15: What is the last film you saw? I honestly cannot remember the last I've seen

one.  Probably that shit-i-fied hindi film I saw....last year.

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
Buy?  Besides my sanity (Yes, you can do that in America),

17: Tell me something about you that I don't know: You don't know anything I do. 

Why start explaining?  Wait a minute...Who are "you" anyway?

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or

politics, what would you do? I'd ship all the stupid people to the Arctic and have Michael (Vassallo) let them

build upon a secret stupid society when he heads his government taskforce. This would consist

of 56.2 of those in the Northern States, 99.8% of the Southern States, and

Everyone Else would be randomly dispered throughout the Midwestern area if not

there so already.  Well, to be serious...

19: Do you like to dance? You MUST be joking. In between the non-stop snake arms,

the bellyrolls, and the shimmies, it must hit you..."You know, I think she

*possibly* may be a dancer*...

20: George Bush: Is an idiot. I feel better now.

21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?  I love to make up

names out of nowhere.  If it's not some Japanese name like Mutsumi or Yumi, I'd

probably try to mix them up or something...Mutsyumi...lol

21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Well, I love to make

up names, once again..so, in this case, I'll probably look around the hospital

and pick random things that I see...so, what would you typically see in a

hospital around you?  Well, let's say...

Nurse, Doctor, Syringe, IV. 

And,  Let us put "Angel" there, since I suspect that someone, somehow, will drop

by and give me a little angel charm to hand over the baby, so, we have:

Nurse, Doctor, Syringe, IV, Angel.

Now, I will take the first three letters from each word (IV having only two). 

The last letter will be the abbreviated last name.

So let's try that out...

"Nurdocsyrivan G."

My kids won't survive elementary school.

22: Would you ever consider living abroad? Of course...Maybe Britain...or

Trinidad...

23: Will you pass on this survey? Is salmon a vegetable?

Now, excuse me while I go look through my list of friends to see whose last name

begins with a G.  I wouldn't mind to see who I am marrying later on.